....here is a story where the plotline is about tons of strawberries, a shark that lives underground, three talking teddybears and a piece of material: but not just any piece of material, this thing can move and talk, this thing is Cug! starring as the main role as Cugski! in From Russia with Cug!.........




BANG!! Was the sound as the tennis ball went flying over the net, BIFF, went the ball over the net with Cugski following behind it, CHIP, as it came flying back over. "What shall I do?" thought Cugski. The evil twins Dr Gib & Dr Ralter had attached Cugski to a tennis ball, Gib & Ralter came from Gibraltar...surprisingly. KIPPER, went the ball again, "I know" thought Cugski as he went over the net again "I'll use my explosive tennis ball!" So Cugski got out his tennis ball and changed the balls around which was rather bad because he had just realised he could undo himself anyway. So when Dr Ralter hit the ball there was a bang and he found himself over the fence in a large vat of glue "Well this is a sticky situation!" thought Cugski. Dr Ralter had been blown into a tub full of strawberries and cream. Anyway Cugski got out of the glue and muttered to himself that they should take away the V.A.T on vats of glue, then he hoped on to a Sainsbury trolleybus to his rented home whose landlord was one Mrs Daniel. However he did not know what was going to happen next because like all good stories, no one really
knows what is going to happen.
"Well the question is, obviously," he murmured to himself,
Why does Dr Gib and Dr Ralter want me on a tennis ball? How odd! What low standards I have sunk to."
Cugski's home was a nice little house in the town of
Oldfieldskaya Parka, on the suburbs of Bathgrad. Just then
there was a ring at the door. Cugski opened his Russian
style door, and what a surprise!
"Well hello you!" Cugski exclaimed. "Why, I haven't see you for ages! How are you?"
"I'm fine, yes I'm fine," said the person,
He was covered in a brown cloak and spoke in a grave voice.
"Let me come in Cugski" it said "I have something very important to tell you"
The figure in the cloak was called Teddy Brownskoiv the Ranger.
The two people strode down the corridor and as they were coming in to the kitchen, Cugski and Brownskoiv forgot there was a step there and almost tripped over!
"Why do they put that there!?" said Brownskoiv
In the kitchen there was also another person,
"Cugski this is a wonderful kitchen!" exclaimed Brownskoiv.
"Hello, Brownskoiv" said the other person, who was actually Secret Agent Max, from the British Secret Spying Agency.
"Sit down both of you," said Max. "I've got something to
tell you. You know that Dr Gib and Dr Ralter have been
looking suspicious lately,"
"Yes," said Cugski, " only today I was being a tennis ball
to them."
"Well it turns out that their secret operation base is right here in Bathgrad!"
"No!" exclaimed Brownskoiv.
"But what is worse is what they are planning to do!" said
Secret Agent Max.
"Go on, I'm all ears" Cugski said. "Well, obviously I'm not
all ears, I'm all one piece of material, but you know what
I mean."
So Max told them what the evil doctor's plan was, and it went something like this...
"What I am about to tell you must be a secret"said Max
"Must it"replied Cugski,
"Yes, it must"said Max,
"The two doctor's are planning to..."
suddenly they were interrupted by the telephone, as Max went to get it Cugski noticed a evil window cleaner on the window,
"How annoying" and opened the window to throw him of the window,
When they at last got back together Max started again,
"They are going to do something really horrible!"
"What?!"said Brownskoiv
"They are planning to steal all the world’s strawberries and cream!"said Max
There was a two second silence and at last Cugski said
"But we can just grow some more"
"Ah,but we can't, not unless we have Wimbledon because without Wimbledon strawberries don't grow"
"Oh, no"said Brownskoiv
"Yes, and without Wimbledon the Wombles couldn't womble their way across Wimbledon common..."
"Which means no children's T.V!!"said Brownskoiv
"Yes"said Max
"But we could still have cream"said Cugski
"Ah, but with no strawberries to eat it with what's the point!" said Brownskoiv.
So they hopped on a Tesco's Trolley bus and went to the
library to find information.
Once in the library, they formed a plan.
"Well then," said Cugski. "This is what we need to do. We need to get to Wimbledon all the way from Bathgrad in Russia in order to save the strawberries and children's TV etc. etc. etc. Then we can plan what we're going to do once we are in Wimbledon. But we need some help. What famous person used to live in Wimbledon?" queried Cugski "I know" shouted Max.
"Please keep your voice down." said the librarian. "This is
your first warning. Anymore trouble and I shall throw you
out. You must also not use any mobile phones and no food or drink. Please Log Out of the Computers and do not press Shut Down. Thankyou. That is all."
"Sorry" said Max "As a secret agent in London a few years ago, I met none other than the one the only Christine Hayter, who was a recently graduated teacher in Wimbledon of all places!"
"Excellent" said Cugski. "So, we need to a) get from Bathgrad to Wimbledon; b) contact Ms. Hayter somehow."
"So how are we going to do those two things???" said Brownskoiv,
"Hang on a minute"said Cugski "I think we should know more about this plot, like when will it happen?"
"You’re right"said Max "and I know the perfect place to start, when I was in the U.K I talked to a teddy who knew all about Wimbledon and the two Doctors"
"Who??"said Brownskoiv
"Her name was Pinka Tedininin"said Max
"so how do we reach her?"asked Cugski
"We go to Moscow at once!!"said Max.
So they hopped on to the sleeper where they met a nice
young fellow called Graham.
"Zdravstvuitye" said Graham.
"I'm sorry I only speak a little Russian" said Cugski in
Russian. (It was : Prastitye, ya govoryu chootchoot po
russki)
"Oh I speak English" said Graham. "Are you going to Moscow?"
"Yes" replied Brownskiov. "Although the plot keeps
thickening further, I'm already losing it slightly. We're
going to Moscow to meet Pinka Tedinininininina, who knows
about Wimbledon and then we're going to Wimbledon to meet Ms Christine Hayter who also knows about Wimbledon. Why we have to meet them both I don't know."
"Excuse me," said Cugski "it's character building. The more
characters the more action apparently."
"Yes, " said Graham "although my old English teacher for AS English Language recommended having no more than 4 central characters for a short story and no more than 8 for a long story."
"Well it looks like this is going to be a long story" said
Brownskiov. " Anyway, I'm tired let's go to sleep."
So they went to sleep on the sleeper having locked the door and securely fastened their passports so they wouldn't get nicked. Brownskiov woke up a few times during the night, especially when they stopped at Tver station but it was not until the next morning when they were only a few minutes from Moscow did all of them wake up, mainly because the guard banged on the door and told them something indescribable in Russian. So they woke up,but after a while they were wondering what the guard said, they only found out when as they were getting of the train they overheard some of the Russian dollies,
" Did you hear what the guard said?" said the biggest one,
"Yes, the train has broken down and it will be ages till they fix it again....."said another
"...Then they will have to make up for lost time!!" said another smaller one.
"But also the fact that they think they saw some evil genius's on the train, apparently called Dr.Gib and Dr. Ralter" squeaked a tiny doll.
When they arrived at Pinka Tedininin's place, she had some urgent news to tell them but Brownskoiv thought he knew what it was. And indeed he was right.
"Dr Gib and Dr Ralter are already in Russia!" said Pinka
Tedininininininininina as the gang entered Pinka's little
apartment, a few minutes walk from Red Square as just
opposite a McDonalds.
"I thought as much" said Brownskoiv.
"Indeed" said Cugski. "So where do we go from here? To
Wimbledon? Do we try and catch them in Moscow?"
"The evil doctors are visiting here to get permission to
get all the Russian strawberries. But they will be only
here for this morning. Look, I hacked into Aeroflot's plane
schedule and found seats booked for a Dr Gib and a Dr
Ralter on a flight out from Moscow to Heathrow at midday today." said Pinka Tedinininininininininninininininiininia.
" I have contacted Christine in Wimbledon to let her know
what's going on. But it's down to you Cugski, you have to make the decision whether to a)stay here in Moscow and look for clues, b) fly back to London c) trek your way across Europe to get back to London or d) contact every single strawberry farmer in the world to let them know of the plan. Or you still have two of your three lifelines left. 50/50 or ask the audience. You already phoned me as your friend."
"Hmmmm." pondered Cugski. "......."Hmmmm."pondered Cugski. "Well, I really don't know,I think I will go 50/50"
"O.K, Brownskoiv take away two wrong answers and leave one right and one wrong" said Pinka Tedininininina
"Right,a) would be pointless and c)is also pointless
herefore the remaining answers are b) or d)"said Brownskoiv.
"O.K, well I don't really know the phone numbers of all the strawberry farmers in the world, sooooo I think I will choose b)"
And after 15mins of "are you sure.....are you positive....you still have a lifeline left" b) is what they chose. So they got on a Asda trolley bus but got off again as Asda are rolling back prices and the trolley bus was also rolling back down the way the had came, so they hopped on to a Waitrose trolley bus instead, by now it was snowing as Winter had come quickly because they were messing around on trolleys too much.
The Waitrose trolleybus finally took them to a snowy Moscow airport. It was now about 1 o clock, so the evil doctors were probably already flying on the plane back to London. Cugski asked a ticket woman in his best Russian if they could get the next plane back to London Heathrow. She said in her best English, that there were no flights today to Heathrow available, but there was one to Gatwick leaving in an hour's time, which just by chance had 3 seats on. Pink Tedinininininininininininininiininina said that there was no point in her going as she should really stay in Moscow to be the Moscow Agent, and secondly, she doubted that they could fit her surname on the flight ticket and boarding pass. So the 3 comrades said goodbye to her and went their way through customs. Once in the departure lounge an announcement came up.
"We are sorry to announce that the MaufAir flight to London Gatwick due to leave soon has been delayed due to the heavy amount of snow here in Moscow"
"Oh no," said Max.
"Wellllllllllllllll that's just great"said Cugski,
"sooooo,we can sit here and wait for 6 hours like our friend Graham is doing over there" said Brownskiov
"or we can get on the Graham country express which goes into Russia,Ukraine,Monaco,Germany and England!!"said Max.
Just then a tannoy announcement said "Can we have your attention please.....Due to heavy amounts of rain the snow has turned to sleet"
"What are we going to do?"said Brownskiov
"I have a plan to defeat the sleet" said Cugski
"That rhymes" said Max. "Anyway, why do we need to defeat the sleet? It means it's not snowing as heavily so we can board the plane now."
So they all boarded the plane, and took off. It wasn't the
best of flights, and Brownskiov felt a little sick at one
point. Cugski and Max talked about the plan once they were in England. They decided to somehow travel from Gatwick to Wimbledon, to meet Ms Christine Hayter and then somehow manage to protect the suburb of Wimbledon, for then strawberries and cream and children's TV programmes would be saved. Finally they landed late in the night at Gatwick. They had to queue for a bit for passport inspection in the 'Nationals of Grahama, Rachelritz and Maufland-Botley' queue. They went through customs declaration and Brownskoiv declared "I've come from Russia with Cug". They all fell about laughing but they were very tired so they booked into a nearby Bed and Breakfast for the night.
When the team woke up again they were still very tired but they had to get a early start,
"Comon, Comon" said the guard as they got on to the train which would take them to London, He turned out to be Welsh and lived in LLanelli although the team were not really sure because he had trouble trying to pronounce it right. Anyway Max,Cugski and Brownskoiv got on the train and watched sleepily as the world flashed by them. When they arrived at London they got on a bus to Wimbledon,
"Strange"said Brownskiov" They don't have trolley buses here"
"Right"said Cugski when they had got there "Where do we find Miss Hayter?, Max?"
But Max was looking at a colourful flag shop.
"I think we have just found her" Max said pointing at a
woman floating around the flag shop with flag in hand.
So the three entered the shop.
The latest Spring Harvest live worship was playing.
"Excuse me" said Cugski to the lady dancing around.
She stopped "Hello, how can i help you? Would you like to buy a flag? The flag shop is now online! At
www.worshipflags.20m.com !"
"Er... I'd love too, only I've got a more important
equest," said Cugski
"What is it?" said Christine
"Well..ummm...you see....yep?"muttered Max
"No I don't see" said Christine "What?"
"What he's trying say is, We believe you have studied stuff at Wimbledon, if you can, could you tell us all about Wimbledon common, please?" asked Cugski hopefully
"Yes, I did study at Wimbledon a long time ago, and saw Wimbledon common lots of times, Yes, one day when I was taking a nice picnic down there me and my friends found a secret passage to the stadium...yes"said Christine
"Would you like to stay for tea?"she said
"Yes, please, and I must say, I do like your wallpaper." said Brownskiov.
"Yes, I did it by myself, but my son Matthew helped me on a little part" said Christine.
So they had tea and biscuits, which Brownskiov enjoyed a
lot. Then they made their way to Wimbledon common crossing over busy roads.
They arrived at Wimbledon Common. Brownskiov thought
he saw a Womble, but it could have just been a guinea pig.
"So we have to find this secret passage, get to the Tennis Courts, and save the strawberries right?" said Max.
"I think that was the plotline of this story" said Cugski.
" Christine said the secret tunnel started by an apple tree
with lots of wasps round it." said Max.
So they wandered round the common for a bit whilst joggers called Rob and Graham jogged by, and other people walked their dogs. Finally they found the apple tree with lots of wasps. Beside the tree, in the undergrowth, there was a small opening.
"This must be it!" said Brownskiov. They peered in, only to find complete nothingness.
"Errr...you go first Cugski" said Max
"No, you"replied Cugski.
Just then Brownskiov gave a massive heave and all three of them went tumbling down into pitch darkness. But why did Brownskiov push? I hear you ask. The answer to this
is because he thought he saw a angry womble and pushed to get out of the way of it, this, however may have just been a squirrel looking for nuts. Anyway they fell into they hit a soft surface.
"What is this stuff?" said Max
"Strawberries!" cried out Cugski in alarm.
"Of course!" said Max. " where can you hide a huge amount of strawberries stolen from Wimbledon? Underneath Wimbledon of course!"
"Well what do we do with it? How do we stop them stealing more? How can we protect Wimbledon from the evil doctors?" said Cugski.
Just then Brownskiov noticed something moving in the
strawberry mush. "It's a shark!!!!!" screamed Brownskiov
"Ah, good morrow, young sires," said the shark politely, "charmed to make your acquaintance. Let me introduce myself. My name is Brigitte the Shark." said Brigitte the shark. "I feel I should warn you, " continued Brigitte, "that if you carry on wading your way through these strawberries down the tunnel, there are two apes looking very scary at the other end."
"Oh deary me." said Brownskiov. "What are we going to do?”
"Do you think that the 2 angry looking apes at the end of this tunnel could be Dr.Gib
and Dr.Ralter?"asked Max
"Could be" replied Cugski
"But then how are we going to get in to Wimbledon without getting seen and getting there fast?"said Brownskiov
This was followed by some silence and Max saying
"Lets all put our thinking caps on"
This was then followed by "Gosh!, we're turning into the Railway Children!, soon we will be in a barn!!"
and after what seemed like ages Cugski shouted
"I know!!, Follow me!"
So they all followed Cugski out into there air and he led them to 2 golf jeeps,
Brownskiov jumped in one and Max and Cugski in another and after a massive debate on who was going to drive the 2 jeeps roared to life and started to head at a fast
speed towards Wimbledon Tennis Courts.
"Dr Gib and Dr Ralter must know we are here" said Max to Cugski, furiously speeding down Wimbledon High Street.
They arrived at Wimbledon Tennis Courts. To get in they had to go past Ollie the security guard. He let them hrough but then another suspicious looking security guard stopped them.
"I'm very sorry" said this security guard, "but it's not
possible for you to come in here"
"Wait a little minute!" said Brownskiov. "I thought I recognised you - you've been following us! You were the evil window cleaner in Bathgrad! You were the guard on the train to Moscow! You were the tanoi announcer at Moscow airport! You were the dodgy Welsh train guard on the train to London! Your game's up Mr. whatever your name is. In fact, what is your game and what is your name? (That rhymes). Why are you stopping us? You are obviously an agent of Dr Gib and Dr Ralter! What's your game hey?" Brownskiov demanded of the mystery
gentleman.
The man started to speak: "Well, if the truth be told......"
but he never finished his sentence, because at that very moment there was a bang, and a silver spark went flying up from a distance, then 2 things happened at once 1)Cugski had a flash back to when he was being thrown about in the tennis courts 2)Cugski also remembered that the person who gave him the tennis ball bomb was one Miss Tedininina, but at that point the rest of team had also realised that Pinka was making a distraction and must have found a extra long passport and other things,
"Come on!" said Brownskiov and they started running onto a tennis court.
"Pinka's here! She's showing us via fireworks where the
doctors are!" shouted Cugski
"So are we assuming that bloke was an agent of the
doctors?" said Max, half out of breath.
They were approaching Centre Court. Inside they heard
panicking voices.
"Don't shoot!" said a pinkish voice.
"Pinki's here!" cried Brownskiov.
They burst into an empty centre court, except for Pinka
Tedinina standing with arms up facing the three heroes, and one of the doctors, Cugski thought it was the one named Gib, pointing a gun at her!
Dr Gib hadn't heard the three come in so Brownskiov on the spur of the moment ran up to Dr Gib and jumped on him, pulling him to the ground and sending the gun flying onto a pile of disused tennis balls.
Max and Cugski were hiding in the entrance when Cugski noticed a ticking sound.
"What's that?" he said.
"It's coming from the tennis balls!" replied Max
"And also if Pinka was making a distraction with the fireworks then who is Dr Gib threatening to kill?!" said Cugski
" Ahhh, the mysteries of life!"answered Max
“This is serious" said Cugski "Maybe one of Dr.Gibs agents was showing us to the court so Dr.Gib could finish us of!"
"But the agent of Dr.Gib near the main entrance wouldn't
let us through"replied Max.
Just then there was a movement behind them and standing behind them was none other than Pinka Tedinininininina.
"Gosh! so Brownskiov is fighting for the fake Pinka to be free when she is already free anyway!" said Cugski
Then Pinka spoke: "The tennis balls are really tennis ball bombs that will go of if a huge amount of weight is put on it, the gun being put on there was lucky but soon the two people will roll on to the balls and they will go off!"
"Then all is lost!" said Max and Cugski
"Not quite!" said Pinka. "Of course there's no time to
diffuse every tennis ball bomb; but I have dealt with these
type of bombs in Russia. There's a special remote control
which can diffuse all of them at an instant; all we need to do is find the remote control and know the password. We also have to get Brownskiov out of there and also deal with Dr Gib and my fake; also where on earth is Dr Ralter?"
"Oh my," said Max "such a lot to do, and not enough time!"
"Right leessen vewy carefully. Iii shall saay zees only
waance," said Cugski. "Pinka, you get Brownskiov out of
there alive, and ask your double what she's doing; Max, you find the remote and discover the password, I as the hero, shall go and confront Dr Ralter, if I can find him,"
So the three split up.
Pinka strode out onto centre court where Brownskiov and
Dr. Gib were still fighting, if you could call it that because hey were really just pushing each other and also sometimes rolling about on the floor, Suddenly fake Pinka
jumped on the real Pinka and so they to started to end up in a massive fight, from the stands Cugski was looking behind some seats to find Dr. Ralter he saw the massive fight and said to himself "If you want something done you have to do it yourself"
Back on the court the two teddies were still fighting it
out when they heard a bang and coming towards them was a tennis ball which had come from a tennis shooting machine, the person controlling it was Cugski, at the sight of a hundred tennis balls coming towards them the two evil villains retreated and the two goodies hid behind the net. As the firing finished the Pinka dragged Brownskiov over to Cugski,
"Thanks, you’re a life saver!"said Pinka
"I know" said Cugski "It's my job!"
"What's going on!" said Brownskiov and so the two of them told him what was going on
" But we still don't know about the double?" said Pinka
but there was no time to answer that riddle as they could hear shouting from the T.V box where they film the matches, it was Max.
"He could be in trouble!" said Cugski
but when they got up there Max was in no trouble, in fact he was smiling. Because in the corner of the room stood Joanna Rice!
" Ollie the person at the gate got signed photos of Miss Rice here and he said he could get Miss Rice here as well!" said Max happily
"But how is a weather reader going to help us now?"
" Ah" said Joanna Rice " A lot more then you think! Let's
take a sneaky peek at today's weather. Well I advise all
you strawberry growers to snuggle up warm with a pink
blanket or your favourite cug tonight as this weather front
is going to drive on in, and a wishy-washy tornado is
coming to suck all strawberries up!"
"What?" said Brownskiov
"What Jo's saying is that the evil doctors have organised a big tornado to suck up any remaining strawberries!" said
Cugski.
"I know it's a bit late as Cugski has fired all those
tennis ball bombs, but the password to stop them was
'Argos'. What on earth is an 'argos'?" said Max.
"So the plan NOW is," said Cugski, "to stop that tornado!
All the other strawberries are safe as we know where they are - underneath the ground - but we need to stop that tornado. And also where on earth is Dr Ralter?"
"Does 'Argos' have anything to do with it?" said Max, still pondering over his argos theory.
"So how do you stop a tornado?" said Brownskiov
"Well one things for sure" said Cugski "we need to leave
our good friend here and get on to my own private weather jet!"
"You have a weather jet?!" said Max but there was no time to answer that question as the rest of the team were running to entrance and then onto Wimbledon common where Cugski's weather jet was waiting.
"You see, if we can find where this tornado is then we can see when it's going to hit the strawberry farms to get the strawberries!" explained Cugski as they strapped themselves in. They were in the air quickly and Cugski set their targets for some strawberry farms that he knew. Max had picked up a copy of the strawberry times and Pinka was being a air hostess and serving them with hot drinks "The exits are here, here and here! Thankyou!" said Pinka as they drank their drinks. Then just then two things
happened at once firstly Max jumped off his seat and threw the copy of the strawberry times up in to the air
"Argos!" he said in a excited voice, and Brownskiov who
was being Navigator told Cugski to quickly look out the
window.
"Cugski, the tornado!"
"What what I can't have 2 people talking to me at once."
"Ladies and Gentlemen," said Pinka "may I remind readers
that Joanna Rice has called the police to capture Dr Gib
and the fake Pinka, but we still have to find Dr Ralter"
"CUGSKI THE TORNADO! LOOK!"
Sure enough a tornado was slowly making its way towards London, to the same spot - those very same strawberry fields that Cugski was heading towards.
"ARGOS!" shouted Max because nobody had heard him. "I've worked it out! It reveals what Dr Ralter's plan was once Dr Gib had been captured: 'And Ralter Goes OverSeas'. He's fled the country!"
"Right," said Cugski "but our top priority is to save those
strawberries from the tornado!"........
They all sat around trying to think of something for a
while then Max realised something
"I've got it! " said he "Argos does just not stand for 'And
Ralter Goes Over Seas' it also stands for 'A Radiant Gale Of Supremepressure!"
"But 'Supremepressure' is two words!" said Pinka
"Ah, but Gib and Ralter are not very good English students!"replied Max
"Neither is Matthew!" said Cugski
"Who?" said Brownskiov
"Nobody" said Cugski.
"So what do we do?" asked Pinka
"Well, you see a tornado is caused when two air pressures meet together and sort of fight each other and if they are the same strength then neither will win so they make a tornado because they’re going around at high speed!" explained Cugski " And so to stop the tornado we will have to create a wind pressure bigger than the other wind pressure to stop the tornado!"
"Eh?" said Brownskiov
"Never mind just follow me" said Cugski as he flew the
weather jet to the south-west. He clearly had done
lots of research on tornadoes, as Graham was very impressed.
"It's time to have some fun!" he said.
"What's your plan Cugski?" said Max.
"It's rubbish!"
"Oh come on Cugski, your plans are always very good, don't put yourself down," interrupted Brownskiov
"No, no, I mean: listen carefully: if we could push
something huge over that would create a huge air pressure wouldn't it? I mean, if you knocked over a fence, you get a waft of air: all we need to do is do that on a bigger scale."
"Right,"
"so where do we get lots of stuff to push over? In a
rubbish heap! And where is there a huge rubbish heap
currently?"
"Southampton!" cried Max, "Yes, there are old washing
machines, old power showers, old computer desks,
everything!"
"Exactly!" said Cugski, and headed the plane towards Southampton. As they landed on Southampton airport they could see Rownhams, their destination.
"So who are we going to get to pull over lots and lots of rubbish?" said Pinka
"Well........"and then Cugski went on to give them a huge list of people around Rownhams, here is a few of them.
*Graham and Robert, the joggers
*Miss Hayter, the flag lady
*Brigitte the shark
*Joanna Rice and the whole of the BBC and HTV weather team.
*The Seed Family
*Mountbatten school-year 8, because they are the strongest year
*Ollie the Guard and his millions of trusty badgers.
and there were many more too. At the beginning everyone was just trying to get organised. Pinka was feeling sulky because there had been no chase in the story so far so Brownskiov got her catching runaway badgers with Ollie.
"Can I have your attention please" said the loud speaker
coming from the weather jet. "On the count of 3 push over all of this rubbish"
"ONE" boomed Cugski as Brigitte flexed her muscles
"TWO" boomed Cugski as Mountbatten Year 8 rolled up their sleeves
"THREE!" and so Pinka, Max and Brownskiov, Rob and Graham, Brigitte the Shark, Ms Christine Hayter, Joanna Rice and the HTV and BBC weather teams, and Ollie and all 124 badgers lurched forward at the pile of rubbish. It started falling and then it completely collapsed - sending a huge gushing of air out towards London.
They waited to see whether it would combat the tornado. And soon after they could see the tornado spinning it's way towards Southampton.
"It did'nt do it!" said Pinka, her hopes sunk. Just then some of the badgers started shaking like mad. Ollie checked their temperature but did not know what was causing the problem. Just then the tornado started to shake too and with in minites it had gone completly.
"Horrraay"shouted everyone
and then the sky started to shake and then there was a rumbling. Just then a strawberry fell to the ground. With in minintes it was raining tons of strawberries!
"Yeahhhhhh, it's raining strawberries, like I asked for!"said one young boy.
"Well it looks like are adventure ends here!" said Brownskiov.
"I wonder what Dr.Ralter is doing now?!" said Cugski
As they were flying back to Wimbledon to see if everything was O.K Brownskiov looked out of the window.
"LOOK, it's a womble!!!!"he shouted. Everyone ignored him.
"No, really, it is a womble" he said
Everyone looked outside and saw a womble waving at them, they waved back.
"Um, by the way, who's driving the plane?"asked Max. They turned only to just see a flash of Cugski disapearing back into the cabin again.
Some scary final music came on.
"Dr. Ralter!!!" shrieked Pinka. "He didn't go abroad after all!" They darted into the cabin, where Dr Ralter was with one hand steering the plane and with the other pointing a pair of scissors at Cugski.
"Cugski," shrieked Pinka. They all realised that a pair of scissors would mean inevitable dishcloth rags for Cugski.
"It's okay Pinka, I've got it all under control," said Cugski calmly.
"So come on then, out with it," said Brownskiov, "it's the final scene. You're meant to tell everybody why and how you did it,"
"Ah yes, but I can't do that AND steer a plane AND point scissors at Cugski, can I?" said Dr Ralter.
"Well, fair point," said Max. "I'll take the scissors and Brownskiov will fly the plane,"
So Brownskiov took control of the plane, and steered the plane towards Wimbledon whilst watching out for the odd rogue strawberries, which happily were still falling from the tornado. Max grabbed the scissors from Dr Ralter.
"I'm sorry, I've been so silly, I thought strawberries would be a way of controlling the world. But I've realised my life should not be based on strawberries alone. And I'm lost without my friend Dr Gib. Even evil doctors need friends. I'm sorry, I really am. I've caused so much calamity. I'm really very sorry."
"That's okay," said Cugski, "We forgive you."
And so the plane reached Wimbledon. Max phoned the police from his mobile and they came to arrest Dr Ralter. They reported that they had already arrested the fake Pinka and the agent who had dressed up as all those different characters.
Brigitte and the badgers uncovered all the underground strawberries, collected all the strawberries that had come from the tornado and set about returning them to their owners.
By now the whole of the press had come out to report on the goings on. Brownskiov happily told them the whole story, although it must be admitted that he did over-emphaise his heroic actions in the plot to the expense of Max and Cugski's, but they didn't seem to mind too much.
"And what is your name sir?" they asked.
"My name is Teddy Brownskiov the Ranger
"And where do you come from?"
"I've come from Russia with Cug!"
Cugski smiled. What a hectic few days he had had. He would be very glad to return home and celebrate Christmas.
"Merry Christmas" he said.
"Merry Christmas" the whole of the cast replied.


THE END